WEEK 16 Fantasy Football Player Projections-Christmas Edition
NFL SATURDAY GAMES-CHRISTMAS EVE
DR U RECOMMENDED MUST START QUARTERBACKS
1. Carson Palmer, Cincinnati Bengals Vs Buffalo Bills
2. Matt Hasselbeck, Seattle Seahawks Vs Indianapolis Colts
3. Steve McNair, Tennessee Titans at Miami Dolphins
4. Drew Brees, San Diego Chargers at Kansas City Chiefs
5. Jake Plummer, Denver Broncos Vs Oakland Raiders
DR U RECOMMENDED FANTASY SLEEPERS QUARTERBACKS
David Garrard, Jacksonville Jaguars at Houston Texans…Over the last three games, Garrard is averaging 1.67 total TDs per game. Garrard gets a gift this week as he gets to face the lackluster Texans defense. DIAGNOSIS-On the 16th week of football, the schedule-makers gave to Garrard, a victory and some huge numbers in fantasy.
DR U RECOMMENDED SHOULD BENCH QUARTERBACKS
Drew Bledsoe, Dallas Cowboys at Carolina Panthers…Bledsoe has helped cause the Cowboys to lose three out of their last four games. In the three losses, Bledsoe is averaging 177 passing yards and 2.34 INTs per game. In that same stint, he has also been sacked four times per contest. DIAGNOSIS-The Carolina defense will be singing, Joy to the World, Bledsoe has come, let us, reveal our dominance.
DR U RECOMMENDED MUST START RUNNING BACKS
1. Rudi Johnson, Cincinnati Bengals Vs Buffalo Bills
2. Larry Johnson, Kansas City Chiefs Vs San Diego Chargers
3. Tiki Barber, New York Giants at Washington Redskins
4. Shaun Alexander, Seattle Seahawks Vs Indianapolis Colts
5. LaDainian Tomlinson, San Diego Chargers at Kansas City Chiefs
DR U RECOMMENDED FANTASY SLEEPERS RUNNING BACKS
DeShaun Foster, Carolina Panthers Vs Dallas Cowboys…Over the last three games, the Dallas defense has allowed the opposing starting running back to average 123 yards per game. DIAGNOSIS-Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, start Foster all the way.
DR U RECOMMENDED SHOULD BENCH RUNNING BACKS
Ronnie Brown, Miami Dolphins Vs Tennessee Titans…Over the last three games, Brown has averaged a mere 32 yards per game and zero rushing TDs per game. DIAGNOSIS-Oh Holy night, the stars are brightly shining, but twas not the night for the Dolphins Ronnie Brown.
DR U RECOMMENDED MUST START WIDE RECEIVERS
1. Torry Holt, St. Louis Rams Vs San Francisco 49ers
2. Chad Johnson, Cincinnati Bengals Vs Buffalo Bills
3. Jimmy Smith, Jacksonville Jaguars at Houston Texans
4. Rod Smith, Denver Broncos Vs Oakland Raiders
5. Hines Ward, Pittsburgh Steelers at Cleveland Browns
DR U FANTASY SLEEPERS WIDE RECEIVERS
Chris Chambers, Miami Dolphins Vs Tennessee Titans…Over the last four games, Chambers has averaged eight receptions, 124 receiving yards, and one TD per game. DIAGNOSIS-Chambers is dreaming of a red Christmas, just the kind of red zone he has come to know.
DR U RECOMMENDED SHOULD BENCH WIDE RECEIVERS
Santana Moss, Washington Redskins Vs New York Giants…Over the last three games, Moss has averaged just 62 receiving yards and zero TDs per game. DIAGNOSIS- Here comes Santana Moss, here comes Santana Moss, right down mediocrity lane.
NFL SUNDAY AND MONDAY-CHRISTMAS GAMES
DR U RECOMMENDED MUST START QUARTERBACKS
Tom Brady, New England Patriots at New York Jets…Over his last two games, Brady has averaged 293 passing yards and three total TDs per game. DIAGNOSIS-Tom Brady is coming to town, he sees you when you sneak in, he knows when you are great, now that the playoff chase is here, start Brady for goodness sake.
DR U RECOMMENDED FANTASY SLEEPERS QUARTERBACKS
Rex Grossman, Chicago Bears at Green Bay Packers….Grossman is now the starting quarterback for the Bears. Last week in his 2005 season debut, it did not take Grossman long at all to throw his first touchdown pass. DIAGNOSIS-Grossman it’s your show man, now your a jolly happy soul, even though you get injured and have an average arm, you still have your eyes on the Super Bowl.
DR U RECOMMENDED SHOULD BENCH QUARTERBACKS
Chris Simms, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Vs Atlanta Falcons…Over his last two games, Simms is averaging a measly 147 passing yards and zero TDs per game.DIAGNOSIS-Have a holly jolly Christmas, it’s the best time of the year, I don’t know if you know to bench Simms or not, unless I have made it clear
DR U RECOMMENDED MUST START RUNNING BACKS
Corey Dillon, New England Patriots at New York Jets…Over his last three games, Dillon is averaging 72 rushing yards and one TD per game.DIAGNOSIS-Dillon the red zone slayer, has a very shiny ring, and if you ever ask him, he will even show the bling. All of the fantasy owners will love him, they will even shout out with glee, Dillon the red zone slayer, will have your fantasy team making history.
DR U RECOMMENDED FANTASY SLEEPERS RUNNING BACKS
Tatum Bell, Denver Broncos Vs Oakland Raiders…Over the last three games, Bell with limited carries has averaged 53 rushing yards per game. This might be a reach, but against the Raiders he should make some big plays. DIAGNOSIS-Silent Night, holy night, Anderson will start, Bell will ignite.
DR U RECOMMENDED SHOULD BENCH RUNNING BACKS
Cedric Houston, New York Jets Vs New England Patriots…Over his last two games, Houston has averaged 79 rushing yards per game. However, he will not likely amass that number of yards against the Patriots stingy run defense. DIAGNOSIS-Just hear his helmet jingling, ring tingle tingling too.
DR U RECOMMENDED MUST START WIDE RECEIVERS
Koren Robinson, Minnesota Vikings at Baltimore Ravens…Robinson is a threat to score every time he touches the ball. In Week 13, he had 148 receiving yards and one TD. Against the Ravens, he might put up similar numbers. DIAGNOSIS-The defense of the Ravens is frightful, but Koren Robinson’s game is delightful, and since there is no other place to go, let him score, let him score, let him score.
DR U FANTASY SLEEPERS WIDE RECEIVERS
David Givens, New England Patriots at New York Jets…Last week in the win over Tampa Bay, Givens had 137 receiving yards and one touchdown. Those numbers certainly are not unobtainable for Givens to duplicate against the mediocre Jets defense. DIAGNOSIS- It’s the most wonderful time of the year, with the crowd really yelling and DR U telling you, that Givens’ numbers will significantly appear.
DR U RECOMMENDED SHOULD BENCH WIDE RECEIVERS
Donald Driver, Green Bay Packers Vs Chicago Bears…Over the last four games, Driver is averaging only 51 receiving yards and zero TDs per game. DIAGNOSIS-Silver bells, silver bells, it’s Christmas time in the city, ring-a-ling, hear them ring, you should bench Driver on Christmas day.

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Posted on December 22, 2005 by Dr U 

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